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"Tiny Toddler" Enamel Badge  -  Possessed #/300

"Tiny Toddler" Enamel Badge - Possessed #/300

$ 60.00

Official Member’s Badge to The Secret Society of The Possessed Tiny Toddler™

Limited to 300 pieces.

  • Numbered Edition of #/300
  • Stashed in a custom silkscreen velvet stash bag
  • 4.5" X 4" & 5 Ounces
  • Metal  Polished Enamel
  • Metal Enamel with 3 Posts

When you become the keeper this cherished memento, you join into the Sacred and Ceremonial Possessed Tiny Toddler Secret Society™. Limited Edition and Perfect for your Lapel or Petticoat. This is a badge of your undying loyalty and a revered symbol of your love of the obscure.

In addition, there are several other great uses for this badge of honor:

  • Craft a fishing lure and catch a Flipper®
  • Pin her to your chest and stop rubber bullets 
  • Channel your inner-Ninja. Use as a throwing star

Please Note: This society may or may not attempt to conceal its existence. Should this badge be accidentally lost, anyone who finds it shall return it to the rightful owner or discard immediately, lest their family surname be posted in a forum of public ridicule.